{"product_id":"floral-cat-chaos-apron-cute-but-not-nice","title":"Floral Cat Chaos Apron – Cute, But Not Nice","description":"\u003cp data-start=\"102\" data-end=\"163\"\u003eSweet little flowers. Tiny cat faces. Absolutely no patience.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"165\" data-end=\"410\"\u003eThis apron looks like it belongs in a sunlit kitchen baking something wholesome. It does not. It belongs to someone who cooks with attitude, stirs with intent, and has opinions about everything from your seasoning choices to your life decisions.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"412\" data-end=\"590\"\u003eThe repeating floral cat pattern keeps things playful, but don’t let it fool you. This is not delicate energy. 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