{"product_id":"feathers-facts-concerned-eagle-energy-2026-desk-calendar","title":"Feathers \u0026 Facts: Concerned Eagle Energy – 2026 Desk Calendar","description":"\u003cp data-end=\"763\" data-start=\"216\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-end=\"240\" data-start=\"216\"\u003eProduct description:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr data-end=\"243\" data-start=\"240\"\u003e\u003cem data-end=\"285\" data-start=\"243\"\u003eFeathers \u0026amp; Facts: Concerned Eagle Energy\u003c\/em\u003e is a 2026 desk calendar made for people who follow the news, appreciate dry humor, and keep going anyway. Each month features the now-familiar concerned eagle navigating modern civic life through symbolic, quietly sharp illustrations. No slogans, no shouting, just feathers, facts, and a steady side-eye at the state of things. 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