{"product_id":"factastic-crewneck-sweatshirt","title":"Factastic Crewneck Sweatshirt","description":"\u003ch2 data-end=\"331\" data-start=\"303\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-end=\"329\" data-start=\"306\"\u003eProduct Description\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp data-end=\"686\" data-start=\"332\"\u003eSome statements feel true enough to pass the vibe check—even when the facts are… optional. \u003cstrong data-end=\"436\" data-start=\"423\"\u003eFactastic\u003c\/strong\u003e is a dry, dictionary-style jab at the modern art of persuasion, where confidence does the heavy lifting and accuracy becomes negotiable. It’s political satire distilled to its cleanest form: one word, one definition, no further explanation required.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-end=\"1073\" data-start=\"688\"\u003eDesigned with a bold typographic layout and pared-down humor, this sweatshirt is made for those who appreciate commentary that doesn’t shout. The soft pastel tone adds contrast to the bite, making it equally suited for debates, meetings, or simply existing in a fact-flexible world. 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Because each item is created specifically for your order, production and shipping times may vary slightly. Made-to-order production helps reduce waste and ensures each piece is crafted just for you.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr data-end=\"2066\" data-start=\"2063\"\u003e\n\u003ch2 data-end=\"2087\" data-start=\"2068\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-end=\"2085\" data-start=\"2071\"\u003eDisclaimer\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp data-end=\"2267\" data-start=\"2088\"\u003eThis product is intended as political satire and parody. 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