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Because each pair is created specifically for your order, production and shipping may take \u003cstrong data-start=\"1710\" data-end=\"1729\"\u003eup to two weeks\u003c\/strong\u003e. This made-to-order process helps reduce waste and ensures every item is made just for you.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr data-start=\"1823\" data-end=\"1826\"\u003e\n\u003ch2 data-start=\"1828\" data-end=\"1847\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"1831\" data-end=\"1845\"\u003eDisclaimer\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1848\" data-end=\"2012\"\u003eThis product is intended as \u003cstrong data-start=\"1876\" data-end=\"1907\"\u003epolitical satire and parody\u003c\/strong\u003e. 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