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Because each pair is created specifically for your order, production and shipping may take \u003cstrong data-start=\"1611\" data-end=\"1630\"\u003eup to two weeks\u003c\/strong\u003e. This made-to-order process helps reduce waste and ensures every item is made just for you.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr data-start=\"1724\" data-end=\"1727\"\u003e\n\u003ch2 data-start=\"1729\" data-end=\"1748\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"1732\" data-end=\"1746\"\u003eDisclaimer\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1749\" data-end=\"1913\"\u003eThis product is intended as \u003cstrong data-start=\"1777\" data-end=\"1808\"\u003epolitical satire and parody\u003c\/strong\u003e. 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