{"product_id":"eww-people-pinback-button-3","title":"“Eww, People!” Pinback Button (3\")","description":"\u003cp data-start=\"40\" data-end=\"75\"\u003eDirect. Honest. Socially selective.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"77\" data-end=\"102\"\u003eThis one doesn’t pretend.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"104\" data-end=\"286\"\u003e“Eww, People!” says exactly what it needs to, with the kind of cat-level honesty most of us think… but don’t always say out loud. Playful, a little dramatic, and extremely relatable.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"288\" data-end=\"346\"\u003eBecause sometimes it’s not a bad day.\u003cbr data-start=\"325\" data-end=\"328\"\u003eIt’s just… people.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"348\" data-end=\"459\"\u003ePin it to your jacket, bag, hat, or lanyard and let it handle the commentary for you. No explanations required.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"461\" data-end=\"492\"\u003eBlunt. Funny. Completely valid.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"494\" data-end=\"506\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"494\" data-end=\"506\"\u003eFeatures\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"508\" data-end=\"833\"\u003e• 3\" round pinback button for bold, readable impact\u003cbr data-start=\"559\" data-end=\"562\"\u003e• Durable metal construction with glossy mylar finish\u003cbr data-start=\"615\" data-end=\"618\"\u003e• Vibrant, high-contrast design with crisp detail\u003cbr data-start=\"667\" data-end=\"670\"\u003e• Scratch- and UV-resistant surface for long-lasting color\u003cbr data-start=\"728\" data-end=\"731\"\u003e• Secure steel safety-pin backing for reliable wear\u003cbr data-start=\"782\" data-end=\"785\"\u003e• Lightweight and comfortable for everyday use\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"835\" data-end=\"843\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"835\" data-end=\"843\"\u003eCare\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"845\" data-end=\"925\"\u003e• Wipe gently with a clean, dry cloth\u003cbr data-start=\"882\" data-end=\"885\"\u003e• Avoid prolonged exposure to moisture\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"927\" data-end=\"1097\" data-is-last-node=\"\" data-is-only-node=\"\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"927\" data-end=\"983\"\u003eProduction \u0026amp; Shipping (minimal interaction required)\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr data-start=\"983\" data-end=\"986\"\u003eEach button is made to order. Give it up to about two weeks for production and shipping. It’ll arrive. Quietly.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"EpiAl's Shop","offers":[{"title":"3\"","offer_id":48679573717207,"sku":"30705518924552023630","price":8.39,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"url":"https:\/\/swiftcove-3.myshopify.com\/products\/eww-people-pinback-button-3","provider":"Swiftcove","version":"1.0","type":"link"}