{"product_id":"even-justice-mourns-political-parody-t-shirt","title":"Even Justice Mourns – Political Parody T-Shirt","description":"\u003ch2 data-start=\"298\" data-end=\"325\"\u003e📝 Product Description\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"326\" data-end=\"369\"\u003eQuiet symbolism can be louder than slogans.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"371\" data-end=\"650\"\u003eThis political parody t-shirt features a solemn eagle holding the scales of justice, framed by distressed American imagery and the understated line \u003cstrong data-start=\"519\" data-end=\"545\"\u003e“Even justice mourns.”\u003c\/strong\u003e It’s not an argument—it’s an observation. One that invites reflection without telling you what to think.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"652\" data-end=\"892\"\u003ePrinted on heavyweight, garment-dyed cotton, this tee offers a relaxed fit with a soft, lived-in feel that only gets better over time. 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