{"product_id":"even-horizontal-by-candlelight-political-parody-candle","title":"Even Horizontal by Candlelight – Political Parody Candle","description":"\u003ch2 data-start=\"246\" data-end=\"274\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"249\" data-end=\"272\"\u003eProduct Description\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"275\" data-end=\"313\"\u003eSome silhouettes speak for themselves.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"315\" data-end=\"630\"\u003eThe \u003cstrong data-start=\"319\" data-end=\"353\"\u003eEven Horizontal by Candlelight\u003c\/strong\u003e candle delivers understated political parody with a steady, confident burn. Featuring a familiar profile set against a distressed American flag and the line \u003cem data-start=\"511\" data-end=\"562\"\u003e“Even horizontal by candlelight, still dominant,”\u003c\/em\u003e this design leans into visual satire without spelling anything out.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"632\" data-end=\"818\"\u003eIt’s clever. 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