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Frequently.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"389\" data-end=\"500\"\u003eIt’s clean, composed, and just believable enough to make people pause before realizing what they’re looking at.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"502\" data-end=\"597\"\u003ePin it to your jacket, bag, hat, or lanyard and let it quietly establish your chain of command.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"599\" data-end=\"641\"\u003eSubtle authority. 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