{"product_id":"department-of-tides-tan-lines-beach-blanket-coastal-seal-boho-towel-office-of-saltwater-affairs","title":"Department of Tides \u0026 Tan Lines Beach Blanket – Coastal Seal Boho Towel, Office of Saltwater Affairs","description":"\u003cp data-start=\"159\" data-end=\"254\"\u003eCongratulations. You’ve been issued a blanket by a department that does not believe in urgency.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"256\" data-end=\"590\"\u003eStamped over and over with the official-ish seal of the \u003cem data-start=\"312\" data-end=\"345\"\u003eDepartment of Tides \u0026amp; Tan Lines\u003c\/em\u003e, this beach blanket looks like it came with paperwork… but the paperwork just says “sit down” and “stay awhile.” The deep coastal blue sets the tone, while the repeating medallions give it that vintage, well-traveled, possibly-important energy.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"592\" data-end=\"826\"\u003eIt’s lightweight enough to toss in your bag without thinking, and large enough to fully commit to doing nothing once you arrive. The tassels add just enough boho charm to suggest you might have a plan, even if that plan is horizontal.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"828\" data-end=\"959\"\u003eUse it for the beach, a picnic, a wrap, or a dramatic “I need a moment” floor situation. It handles all of it with quiet authority.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr data-start=\"961\" data-end=\"964\"\u003e\n\u003ch2 data-section-id=\"1s8vy2c\" data-start=\"966\" data-end=\"991\"\u003e\u003cspan role=\"text\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"969\" data-end=\"991\"\u003eWhy You’ll Love It\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cul data-start=\"992\" data-end=\"1277\"\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"z2ucc6\" data-start=\"992\" data-end=\"1054\"\u003eRepeating seal pattern that says “official beach business”\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"lv60lf\" data-start=\"1055\" data-end=\"1121\"\u003eBig enough to stretch out, small enough to ignore when packing\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"xckwa0\" data-start=\"1122\" data-end=\"1164\"\u003eDries fast because patience is limited\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"15kr6pq\" data-start=\"1165\" data-end=\"1206\"\u003eTassels for style, not responsibility\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"p7meq3\" data-start=\"1207\" data-end=\"1277\"\u003eDoubles as a blanket, towel, shawl, or emotional support rectangle\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003chr data-start=\"1279\" data-end=\"1282\"\u003e\n\u003ch2 data-section-id=\"1diez7t\" data-start=\"1284\" data-end=\"1307\"\u003e\u003cspan role=\"text\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"1287\" data-end=\"1307\"\u003eProduct Features\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cul data-start=\"1308\" data-end=\"1556\"\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"18lng7k\" data-start=\"1308\" data-end=\"1366\"\u003e100% polyester: durable, shape-retaining, quick-drying\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"19jou4k\" data-start=\"1367\" data-end=\"1404\"\u003eOne size: 38\" × 81\" (97 × 206 cm)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"1xypt2r\" data-start=\"1405\" data-end=\"1457\"\u003eHigh-resolution one-sided print for crisp detail\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"1v9ejsm\" data-start=\"1458\" data-end=\"1504\"\u003eThin, lightweight (0.06\") for easy packing\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"1ie97dv\" data-start=\"1505\" data-end=\"1556\"\u003eKnotted tassel edges for a relaxed, boho finish\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003chr data-start=\"1558\" data-end=\"1561\"\u003e\n\u003ch2 data-section-id=\"m0x3wb\" data-start=\"1563\" data-end=\"1587\"\u003e\u003cspan role=\"text\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"1566\" data-end=\"1587\"\u003eCare Instructions\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cul data-start=\"1588\" data-end=\"1698\"\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"1dt6gck\" data-start=\"1588\" data-end=\"1624\"\u003eMachine wash cold (gentle cycle)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"5e08t3\" data-start=\"1625\" data-end=\"1642\"\u003eDo not bleach\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"41q3h0\" data-start=\"1643\" data-end=\"1661\"\u003eTumble dry low\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"4lj6ks\" data-start=\"1662\" data-end=\"1677\"\u003eDo not iron\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"gw4xp8\" data-start=\"1678\" data-end=\"1698\"\u003eDo not dry clean\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1700\" data-end=\"1753\"\u003eBasically: treat it better than your last beach plan.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ctable id=\"size-guide\" style=\"min-width: 360px;\"\u003e\n\u003cthead\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003cth style=\"padding: 10px;\"\u003e \u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003cth style=\"color: #000000; font-weight: 500; text-align: left; font-size: 15px; padding: 10px;\"\u003e38\" × 81\"\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003c\/thead\u003e\n\u003ctbody\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed; word-break: break-word;\"\u003eWidth, in\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed; word-break: break-word;\"\u003e38.00\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed; word-break: break-word;\"\u003eLength, in\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed; word-break: break-word;\"\u003e81.00\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003c\/tbody\u003e\n\u003c\/table\u003e","brand":"EpiAl's Shop","offers":[{"title":"38\" × 81\" \/ Polyester","offer_id":48680047673559,"sku":"24807317381922259720","price":54.72,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"url":"https:\/\/swiftcove-3.myshopify.com\/products\/department-of-tides-tan-lines-beach-blanket-coastal-seal-boho-towel-office-of-saltwater-affairs","provider":"Swiftcove","version":"1.0","type":"link"}