{"product_id":"dead-inside-pinback-button","title":"Dead Inside Pinback Button","description":"\u003cp data-start=\"32\" data-end=\"69\"\u003eFestive. Honest. Slightly concerning.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"71\" data-end=\"128\"\u003eThis one skips the costume and goes straight to the mood.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"130\" data-end=\"332\"\u003e“Dead Inside” sits front and center in a design that leans into dark humor without trying too hard. It’s clean, a little edgy, and just self-aware enough to make people laugh… or nod in quiet agreement.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"334\" data-end=\"398\"\u003ePerfect for Halloween, but let’s be honest, it works year-round.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"400\" data-end=\"527\"\u003ePin it to your jacket, bag, hat, or backpack and let it handle the messaging for you. No explanation. No follow-up. 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