{"product_id":"cup-goes-here-cat-coaster-instructions-clearly-labeled","title":"“Cup Goes Here” Cat Coaster — Instructions, Clearly Labeled","description":"\u003cdiv class=\"flex flex-col text-sm pb-25\"\u003e\n\u003csection class=\"text-token-text-primary w-full focus:outline-none [--shadow-height:45px] has-data-writing-block:pointer-events-none has-data-writing-block:-mt-(--shadow-height) has-data-writing-block:pt-(--shadow-height) [\u0026amp;:has([data-writing-block])\u0026gt;*]:pointer-events-auto scroll-mt-[calc(var(--header-height)+min(200px,max(70px,20svh)))]\" dir=\"auto\" data-turn-id=\"request-69c47313-573c-832a-bcfb-0253ee60299d-3\" data-testid=\"conversation-turn-54\" data-scroll-anchor=\"true\" data-turn=\"assistant\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"text-base my-auto mx-auto pb-10 [--thread-content-margin:var(--thread-content-margin-xs,calc(var(--spacing)*4))] @w-sm\/main:[--thread-content-margin:var(--thread-content-margin-sm,calc(var(--spacing)*6))] @w-lg\/main:[--thread-content-margin:var(--thread-content-margin-lg,calc(var(--spacing)*16))] px-(--thread-content-margin)\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"[--thread-content-max-width:40rem] @w-lg\/main:[--thread-content-max-width:48rem] mx-auto max-w-(--thread-content-max-width) flex-1 group\/turn-messages focus-visible:outline-hidden relative flex w-full min-w-0 flex-col agent-turn\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"flex max-w-full flex-col gap-4 grow\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv data-message-author-role=\"assistant\" data-message-id=\"d364c222-89b8-4abf-aa17-223eb22963ed\" dir=\"auto\" data-message-model-slug=\"gpt-5-3-instant\" class=\"min-h-8 text-message relative flex w-full flex-col items-end gap-2 text-start break-words whitespace-normal outline-none keyboard-focused:focus-ring [.text-message+\u0026amp;]:mt-1\" data-turn-start-message=\"true\" tabindex=\"0\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"flex w-full flex-col gap-1 empty:hidden\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"markdown prose dark:prose-invert w-full wrap-break-word dark markdown-new-styling\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"67\" data-end=\"125\"\u003eClear instructions.\u003cbr data-start=\"86\" data-end=\"89\"\u003eNo confusion.\u003cbr data-start=\"102\" data-end=\"105\"\u003eNo committee needed.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"127\" data-end=\"329\"\u003eThis coaster keeps things simple: \u003cem data-start=\"161\" data-end=\"177\"\u003eCup goes here.\u003c\/em\u003e Delivered by a vintage-style cat who looks like it’s been managing household operations since 1893 and has very little patience left for improvisation.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"331\" data-end=\"511\"\u003eThe sketched, old-world illustration brings that classic, ink-on-paper charm… while the message handles the logistics. Calm. Direct. Slightly judgmental in a way that feels earned.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"513\" data-end=\"568\"\u003eIt’s functional. It’s funny.\u003cbr data-start=\"541\" data-end=\"544\"\u003eIt’s… extremely correct.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"570\" data-end=\"797\"\u003eSet it on your desk, coffee table, or anywhere beverages tend to wander, and suddenly everything has structure. The neutral background blends in, the design stands out just enough, and the cat? The cat is overseeing compliance.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"799\" data-end=\"876\"\u003eBecause sometimes, guidance is helpful.\u003cbr data-start=\"838\" data-end=\"841\"\u003eAnd sometimes, it’s non-negotiable.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr data-start=\"878\" data-end=\"881\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"883\" data-end=\"1220\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"883\" data-end=\"903\"\u003eProduct Features\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr data-start=\"903\" data-end=\"906\"\u003e• Glossy white ceramic surface for crisp, high-detail printing\u003cbr data-start=\"968\" data-end=\"971\"\u003e• Non-slip cork backing to protect surfaces and prevent sliding\u003cbr data-start=\"1034\" data-end=\"1037\"\u003e• Heat-resistant for hot drinks and reliable for cold beverages\u003cbr data-start=\"1100\" data-end=\"1103\"\u003e• Available in round (4.06\") or square (3.94\")\u003cbr data-start=\"1149\" data-end=\"1152\"\u003e• Durable, compact, and easy to clean\u003cbr data-start=\"1189\" data-end=\"1192\"\u003e• Sourced from South Korea\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr data-start=\"1222\" data-end=\"1225\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1227\" data-end=\"1518\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"1227\" data-end=\"1249\"\u003eWhy You’ll Love It\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr data-start=\"1249\" data-end=\"1252\"\u003e• Clean, minimalist design with vintage character\u003cbr data-start=\"1301\" data-end=\"1304\"\u003e• Subtle humor that lands immediately\u003cbr data-start=\"1341\" data-end=\"1344\"\u003e• Protects surfaces while adding personality\u003cbr data-start=\"1388\" data-end=\"1391\"\u003e• Perfect for cat lovers, coworkers, or anyone who needs direction\u003cbr data-start=\"1457\" data-end=\"1460\"\u003e• Fits seamlessly into modern, rustic, or neutral spaces\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr data-start=\"1520\" data-end=\"1523\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1525\" data-end=\"1660\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"1525\" data-end=\"1546\"\u003eCare Instructions\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr data-start=\"1546\" data-end=\"1549\"\u003e• Wipe clean with a dry or slightly damp microfiber cloth\u003cbr data-start=\"1606\" data-end=\"1609\"\u003e• Avoid soaking or prolonged exposure to moisture\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr data-start=\"1662\" data-end=\"1665\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1667\" data-end=\"1829\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"1667\" data-end=\"1692\"\u003eProduction \u0026amp; Shipping\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr data-start=\"1692\" data-end=\"1695\"\u003eEach coaster is made to order. Please allow 2–5 business days for production before shipping. Delivery times vary based on location.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1831\" data-end=\"1883\" data-is-last-node=\"\" data-is-only-node=\"\"\u003eInstruction issued.\u003cbr data-start=\"1850\" data-end=\"1853\"\u003ePlacement defined.\u003cbr data-start=\"1871\" data-end=\"1874\"\u003eCarry on.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/section\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e","brand":"EpiAl's Shop","offers":[{"title":"Round \/ One size","offer_id":48680027193559,"sku":"24031804744233262540","price":15.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Square \/ One size","offer_id":48680027226327,"sku":"15858537332787268767","price":15.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"url":"https:\/\/swiftcove-3.myshopify.com\/products\/cup-goes-here-cat-coaster-instructions-clearly-labeled","provider":"Swiftcove","version":"1.0","type":"link"}