The Competitive Dick-Pumping Game That Gets Everyone Wet

Cum Face is a two-player adult party game where you race to pump a penis-shaped shaft fast enough to squirt liquid in your opponent's face before they squirt you. It's built for bachelorette parties, bachelor parties, and any adult gathering where you want to add something loud, wet, and ridiculous. Fill it up, pump hard, and may the fastest wanker win.

Key Benefits

• Brings instant chaos and laughter to any adult party
• Simple rules mean anyone can play within seconds of unboxing
• Holds any safe, drinkable liquid so you can get creative with your ammo
• Dual-pump design puts two players head-to-head at the same time
• Easy to pass around so the whole group gets a turn
• Reusable and refillable all night long
• Makes a crowd-pleasing bachelorette or bachelor party gift that actually gets used

Specifications

Safety & Care

Liquid: Water is recommended. Any safe-to-consume liquid works. Do not use anything that could stain, irritate skin or eyes, or leave a sticky residue inside the pump mechanism.

Cleaning: Rinse the reservoir thoroughly after each use. Wipe down the shafts and base with warm soapy water. Allow all parts to dry completely before storing to prevent mold or odor buildup.

Storage: Store in a cool, dry place. Keep the reservoir empty between uses.

Warnings: This is a novelty party game, not a sexual device. Keep away from anyone under 18. Do not aim at the eyes at close range.

Packaging: Ships in discreet packaging. Our company name will not appear on the label.

Who It's For

Cum Face is for adults 18 and up who want to add a filthy, funny game to a party lineup. It's a hit at bachelorette parties, bachelor parties, birthday nights, game nights, and any event where the group is up for something raunchy.

No experience required and no sexual activity involved. It's pure competitive, wet, penis-themed comedy that works for mixed groups, couples, and anyone with a sense of humor about dicks.

What's Included

• 1 x Cum Face dual-pump penis game unit
• Instructions

Frequently Asked Questions

What liquid do you use in the Cum Face party game?

Water is the recommended liquid, but any safe-to-consume liquid can be used.

How do you play Cum Face?

Fill the reservoir between the two shafts with liquid, then have two players each grip one shaft and pump as fast as possible. The first player to squirt their opponent in the face or mouth wins and gets crowned the fastest wanker. Pass it to the next two players and repeat.

Is the Cum Face game reusable?

Yes. Rinse it out after each round, refill it, and it's ready for the next pair of players. You can run it all night at a party.

Is Cum Face suitable for a bachelorette party?

It's one of the best bachelorette party games out there. It's competitive, hands-on, instantly funny, and gets the whole group involved. It also works well at bachelor parties and adult birthday parties.

Is the Cum Face game a sex toy?

No. It's a novelty adult party game. It is not designed for sexual use. The penis shapes are purely for comedic effect.

How big is the Cum Face game?

The product measures 11.81 in. x 3.35 in. x 8.46 in. and weighs just under 17 oz, so it's easy to transport to a party or pack in a gift bag.