{"product_id":"certified-six-seven-umbrella-political-parody","title":"Certified Six Seven Umbrella – Political Parody","description":"\u003ch2 data-start=\"243\" data-end=\"270\"\u003e📝 Product Description\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"271\" data-end=\"340\"\u003eWhen something is \u003cstrong data-start=\"289\" data-end=\"312\"\u003eCertified Six Seven\u003c\/strong\u003e, the verdict is already in.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"342\" data-end=\"573\"\u003eThe \u003cstrong data-start=\"346\" data-end=\"378\"\u003eCertified Six Seven Umbrella\u003c\/strong\u003e blends bold political parody with everyday function. Featuring an all-over repeating seal design, it makes a statement the moment it opens — and keeps making it through rain, wind, and side-eye.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"575\" data-end=\"808\"\u003eDesigned with a waterproof, quick-dry canopy and reinforced ribs for added wind resistance, this umbrella opens easily with one hand and includes a comfortable grip and matching sleeve. Durable, practical, and unmistakably Six Seven.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"810\" data-end=\"851\"\u003eRain passes. Certified Six Seven remains.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr data-start=\"853\" data-end=\"856\"\u003e\n\u003ch2 data-start=\"858\" data-end=\"881\"\u003e✨ Product Features\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cul data-start=\"882\" data-end=\"1260\"\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"882\" data-end=\"947\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"884\" data-end=\"947\"\u003eWaterproof 100% polyester pongee canopy with quick-dry finish\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"948\" data-end=\"1005\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"950\" data-end=\"1005\"\u003eSemi-automatic one-hand open for fast, effortless use\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"1006\" data-end=\"1059\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1008\" data-end=\"1059\"\u003e8 fiber-reinforced ribs for improved wind support\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"1060\" data-end=\"1126\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1062\" data-end=\"1126\"\u003eComfortable rubber handle with wrist strap and Velcro tie wrap\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"1127\" data-end=\"1197\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1129\" data-end=\"1197\"\u003eHeat-sublimation print with matching sleeve to help prevent fading\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"1198\" data-end=\"1260\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1200\" data-end=\"1260\"\u003eOversized coverage for everyday storms and bold statements\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003chr data-start=\"1262\" data-end=\"1265\"\u003e\n\u003ch2 data-start=\"1267\" data-end=\"1292\"\u003e🧼 Care Instructions\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cul data-start=\"1293\" data-end=\"1395\"\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"1293\" data-end=\"1324\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1295\" data-end=\"1324\"\u003eLeave open to dry after use\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"1325\" data-end=\"1357\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1327\" data-end=\"1357\"\u003eWipe clean with a damp cloth\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"1358\" data-end=\"1395\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1360\" data-end=\"1395\"\u003eDo not machine wash or tumble dry\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003chr data-start=\"1397\" data-end=\"1400\"\u003e\n\u003ch2 data-start=\"1402\" data-end=\"1438\"\u003e📦 Production \u0026amp; Shipping Notice\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1439\" data-end=\"1761\"\u003eThis umbrella is \u003cstrong data-start=\"1456\" data-end=\"1537\"\u003emade to order and produced by one of our international manufacturing partners\u003c\/strong\u003e. Because each item is created specifically for your order, production and shipping times may be longer than mass-produced items. Made-to-order production helps reduce waste and ensures each umbrella is printed just for you.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr data-start=\"1763\" data-end=\"1766\"\u003e\n\u003ch2 data-start=\"1768\" data-end=\"1786\"\u003e⚠️ Disclaimer\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1787\" data-end=\"1967\"\u003eThis product is intended as \u003cstrong data-start=\"1815\" data-end=\"1846\"\u003epolitical satire and parody\u003c\/strong\u003e. 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