{"product_id":"certified-six-seven-soapstone-car-coaster-political-parody-cup-holder-coaster","title":"Certified Six-Seven Soapstone Car Coaster – Political Parody Cup Holder Coaster","description":"\u003ch2 data-end=\"299\" data-start=\"271\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-end=\"297\" data-start=\"274\"\u003eProduct Description\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp data-end=\"606\" data-start=\"300\"\u003eTurn your cup holder into a quiet act of satire. This absorbent soapstone car coaster features a bold political parody seal that feels official at first glance — until you read it twice. The distressed flag backdrop and graphic emblem strike that perfect balance between sharp humor and understated design.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-end=\"917\" data-start=\"608\"\u003eMade from natural soapstone, each coaster absorbs condensation to help keep your vehicle’s cup holders clean and dry. The matte finish and full-color print give it a refined, slightly gritty look that fits right in whether you’re commuting, road-tripping, or just sitting in traffic wondering how we got here.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-end=\"1120\" data-start=\"919\"\u003eAvailable in sets of 1, 2, or 4, this coaster makes a subtle statement without turning your car into a billboard. 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Because each coaster set is created specifically for your order, production and shipping may take \u003cstrong data-end=\"1802\" data-start=\"1783\"\u003eup to two weeks\u003c\/strong\u003e.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr data-end=\"1808\" data-start=\"1805\"\u003e\n\u003ch2 data-end=\"1829\" data-start=\"1810\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-end=\"1827\" data-start=\"1813\"\u003eDisclaimer\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp data-end=\"2008\" data-start=\"1830\"\u003eThis product is a work of \u003cstrong data-end=\"1887\" data-start=\"1856\"\u003epolitical parody and satire\u003c\/strong\u003e. 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