{"product_id":"certified-six-seven-ceramic-coaster-political-satire-drink-coaster","title":"Certified Six-Seven Ceramic Coaster – Political Satire Drink Coaster","description":"\u003ch2 data-end=\"397\" data-start=\"369\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-end=\"395\" data-start=\"372\"\u003eProduct Description\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp data-end=\"703\" data-start=\"398\"\u003eThis ceramic coaster delivers political satire in a sharp, graphic format that looks official at first glance — and then lands the joke. The bold seal-style design and distressed flag elements are intentionally composed to feel familiar, authoritative, and just uncomfortable enough to spark conversation.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-end=\"964\" data-start=\"705\"\u003eMade from durable ceramic with a smooth, glossy surface, this coaster protects desks, tables, and countertops from heat, condensation, and everyday spills. 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Orders are typically processed and shipped promptly after production.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr data-end=\"1720\" data-start=\"1717\"\u003e\n\u003ch2 data-end=\"1758\" data-start=\"1722\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-end=\"1756\" data-start=\"1725\"\u003ePolitical Satire Disclaimer\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp data-end=\"1937\" data-start=\"1759\"\u003eThis product is a work of \u003cstrong data-end=\"1816\" data-start=\"1785\"\u003epolitical satire and parody\u003c\/strong\u003e. 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