{"product_id":"certified-opinion-holder-pinback-button","title":"Certified Opinion Holder Pinback Button","description":"\u003cp data-start=\"45\" data-end=\"99\"\u003eSome opinions aren’t just opinions. They’re certified.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"101\" data-end=\"327\"\u003eThis one comes with all the visual authority and none of the actual oversight. An official-style seal, a confident presentation, and just enough tongue-in-cheek credibility to make people pause before realizing… wait a minute.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"329\" data-end=\"337\"\u003eExactly.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"339\" data-end=\"486\"\u003eIt’s bold parody in a compact form. 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