{"product_id":"certified-67-parody-dress-7-point-sleeve-v-neck","title":"Certified 67 Parody Dress – 7-Point Sleeve V-Neck","description":"\u003cp data-start=\"55\" data-end=\"97\"\u003eConfident. Graphic. Not here to be subtle.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"99\" data-end=\"312\"\u003eThis dress takes a familiar seal-and-flag look and flips it just enough to land. A bold “67” emblem anchors the design against a flowing U.S. flag backdrop, balancing satire and style in one clean, wearable piece.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"314\" data-end=\"360\"\u003eIt doesn’t explain itself. It doesn’t need to.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"362\" data-end=\"506\"\u003eThe silhouette keeps things easy, while the print does all the talking. 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