{"product_id":"cat-logic-monthly-observations-from-a-higher-surface-2026-desk-calendar","title":"Cat Logic: Monthly Observations from a Higher Surface – 2026 Desk Calendar","description":"\u003cp data-end=\"709\" data-start=\"234\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-end=\"258\" data-start=\"234\"\u003eProduct description:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr data-end=\"261\" data-start=\"258\"\u003eCats don’t offer advice. They offer conclusions. \u003cstrong data-end=\"367\" data-start=\"310\"\u003eCat Logic: Monthly Observations from a Higher Surface\u003c\/strong\u003e is a 2026 desk calendar built around the calm certainty of a cat who already knows how things work. Each month pairs a clean, cozy illustration with a short dad-joke-style observation that feels simple, funny, and quietly accurate. No chaos, no pep talks — just twelve months of confident commentary delivered from the nearest elevated spot.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-end=\"835\" data-start=\"711\"\u003eSet it on your desk, flip it monthly, and enjoy the reminder that authority is mostly about choosing the right place to sit.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-end=\"875\" data-start=\"837\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-end=\"873\" data-start=\"837\"\u003eMonthly jokes (with punchlines):\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul data-end=\"1891\" data-start=\"876\"\u003e\n\u003cli data-end=\"978\" data-start=\"876\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-end=\"978\" data-start=\"878\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-end=\"890\" data-start=\"878\"\u003eJanuary:\u003c\/strong\u003e Why did the cat make a New Year’s resolution? \u003cstrong data-end=\"976\" data-start=\"937\"\u003eBecause everyone else was doing it.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-end=\"1066\" data-start=\"979\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-end=\"1066\" data-start=\"981\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-end=\"994\" data-start=\"981\"\u003eFebruary:\u003c\/strong\u003e Why does the cat like Valentine’s Day? \u003cstrong data-end=\"1064\" data-start=\"1034\"\u003eMore people sitting still.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-end=\"1157\" data-start=\"1067\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-end=\"1157\" data-start=\"1069\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-end=\"1079\" data-start=\"1069\"\u003eMarch:\u003c\/strong\u003e Why doesn’t the cat play cards? \u003cstrong data-end=\"1155\" data-start=\"1112\"\u003eIt already knows how it’s going to end.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-end=\"1258\" data-start=\"1158\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-end=\"1258\" data-start=\"1160\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-end=\"1170\" data-start=\"1160\"\u003eApril:\u003c\/strong\u003e Why was the cat on the computer again? \u003cstrong data-end=\"1256\" data-start=\"1210\"\u003eIt thought the meeting needed supervision.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-end=\"1328\" data-start=\"1259\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-end=\"1328\" data-start=\"1261\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-end=\"1269\" data-start=\"1261\"\u003eMay:\u003c\/strong\u003e Why did the cat choose that chair? 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