{"product_id":"cat-butt-pillow-zero-dignity-maximum-charm","title":"Cat Butt Pillow — Zero Dignity, Maximum Charm","description":"\u003cp data-start=\"53\" data-end=\"111\"\u003eNo face.\u003cbr data-start=\"61\" data-end=\"64\"\u003eNo apologies.\u003cbr data-start=\"77\" data-end=\"80\"\u003eJust… confidence from the rear.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"113\" data-end=\"309\"\u003eThis pillow commits fully to the bit. A curled tail, back feet, and those unmistakable paw pads come together in a silhouette that says exactly what it needs to… without turning around to explain.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"311\" data-end=\"353\"\u003eBold.\u003cbr data-start=\"316\" data-end=\"319\"\u003eRidiculous.\u003cbr data-start=\"330\" data-end=\"333\"\u003eStrangely endearing.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"355\" data-end=\"576\"\u003eCut to the exact shape of the artwork, it doesn’t just sit on your couch… it \u003cem data-start=\"432\" data-end=\"450\"\u003eannounces itself\u003c\/em\u003e. The double-sided mirror print keeps the joke consistent from every angle, so no matter how it lands, it’s always delivering.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"578\" data-end=\"653\"\u003eBecause sometimes the best design choice is… chaos.\u003cbr data-start=\"629\" data-end=\"632\"\u003eSoft, huggable chaos.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"655\" data-end=\"850\"\u003eThe ultra-soft velour microfiber shell makes it surprisingly cozy, while the plush fill gives it that perfect 3–4\" loft for lounging, tossing, or dramatically repositioning when guests notice it.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"852\" data-end=\"868\"\u003eWhich they will.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr data-start=\"870\" data-end=\"873\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"875\" data-end=\"1325\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"875\" data-end=\"895\"\u003eProduct Features\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr data-start=\"895\" data-end=\"898\"\u003e• Custom silhouette pillow featuring a cat backside with curled tail and back feet\u003cbr data-start=\"980\" data-end=\"983\"\u003e• Double-sided mirror print for full comedic coverage\u003cbr data-start=\"1036\" data-end=\"1039\"\u003e• Ultra-soft velour\/poly microfiber shell for a smooth, cozy feel\u003cbr data-start=\"1104\" data-end=\"1107\"\u003e• Plush poly fiberfill with approximately 3–4\" thickness (7.5–10 cm)\u003cbr data-start=\"1175\" data-end=\"1178\"\u003e• Hidden seam finish for a clean look\u003cbr data-start=\"1215\" data-end=\"1218\"\u003e• Hand cut \u0026amp; sewn construction (size variance ±1\")\u003cbr data-start=\"1268\" data-end=\"1271\"\u003e• Designed for everyday snuggles and maximum giggles\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr data-start=\"1327\" data-end=\"1330\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1332\" data-end=\"1596\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"1332\" data-end=\"1354\"\u003eWhy You’ll Love It\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr data-start=\"1354\" data-end=\"1357\"\u003e• Instantly funny, unapologetically weird\u003cbr data-start=\"1398\" data-end=\"1401\"\u003e• Soft and comfortable despite its… priorities\u003cbr data-start=\"1447\" data-end=\"1450\"\u003e• A guaranteed conversation starter\u003cbr data-start=\"1485\" data-end=\"1488\"\u003e• Perfect gift for cat lovers with a sense of humor\u003cbr data-start=\"1539\" data-end=\"1542\"\u003e• Adds personality (and a little chaos) to any space\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr data-start=\"1598\" data-end=\"1601\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1603\" data-end=\"1730\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"1603\" data-end=\"1624\"\u003eCare Instructions\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr data-start=\"1624\" data-end=\"1627\"\u003e• Spot clean or gentle hand wash\u003cbr data-start=\"1659\" data-end=\"1662\"\u003e• Air dry only\u003cbr data-start=\"1676\" data-end=\"1679\"\u003e• Do not bleach\u003cbr data-start=\"1694\" data-end=\"1697\"\u003e• Do not iron directly on print\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr data-start=\"1732\" data-end=\"1735\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1737\" data-end=\"1914\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"1737\" data-end=\"1775\"\u003eProduction \u0026amp; Shipping (POD Notice)\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr data-start=\"1775\" data-end=\"1778\"\u003eThis item is made to order through our print-on-demand partners. 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