{"product_id":"cat-approved-charcuterie-board-acceptable-for-now","title":"Cat-Approved Charcuterie Board – Acceptable, For Now","description":"\u003ch2 data-start=\"307\" data-end=\"335\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"310\" data-end=\"333\"\u003eProduct Description\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"336\" data-end=\"550\"\u003eApproval is earned. And sometimes… provisional. This \u003cstrong data-start=\"389\" data-end=\"405\"\u003eCat-Approved\u003c\/strong\u003e charcuterie board celebrates the familiar feline judgment every cat person knows well: cautious acceptance, subject to revocation at any moment.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"552\" data-end=\"975\"\u003eCrafted from warm acacia wood, the board features a removable slate center engraved in soft grey with a paw-print seal and the phrase \u003cstrong data-start=\"686\" data-end=\"744\"\u003e“The Cat Approves… Conditionally Acceptable, For Now.”\u003c\/strong\u003e It’s equal parts humor and truth, offering a knowing nod to the fact that cats are always the final authority. Two recessed slots keep the included cheese knife and fork neatly stored, blending clean design with everyday function.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"977\" data-end=\"1135\"\u003ePerfect for hosting, gifting, or quietly acknowledging who really runs the house, this board turns snacks into a conversation—and a subtle test of worthiness.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr data-start=\"1137\" data-end=\"1140\"\u003e\n\u003ch2 data-start=\"1142\" data-end=\"1170\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"1145\" data-end=\"1168\"\u003e🧀 Product Features\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cul data-start=\"1171\" data-end=\"1499\"\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"1171\" data-end=\"1230\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1173\" data-end=\"1230\"\u003eSolid acacia wood construction with warm, natural grain\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"1231\" data-end=\"1290\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1233\" data-end=\"1290\"\u003eRemovable slate surface engraved for soft grey contrast\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"1291\" data-end=\"1334\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1293\" data-end=\"1334\"\u003eIncludes matching cheese knife and fork\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"1335\" data-end=\"1381\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1337\" data-end=\"1381\"\u003eRecessed slots keep utensils neatly stored\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"1382\" data-end=\"1431\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1384\" data-end=\"1431\"\u003ePaw-print parody seal with cat-approved humor\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"1432\" data-end=\"1499\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1434\" data-end=\"1499\"\u003eDesigned for entertaining, gifting, and feline-approved spreads\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003chr data-start=\"1501\" data-end=\"1504\"\u003e\n\u003ch2 data-start=\"1506\" data-end=\"1535\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"1509\" data-end=\"1533\"\u003e🧼 Care Instructions\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cul data-start=\"1536\" data-end=\"1624\"\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"1536\" data-end=\"1554\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1538\" data-end=\"1554\"\u003eHand wash only\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"1555\" data-end=\"1570\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1557\" data-end=\"1570\"\u003eDo not soak\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"1571\" data-end=\"1624\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1573\" data-end=\"1624\"\u003eSlate insert may be wiped clean with a damp cloth\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003chr data-start=\"1626\" data-end=\"1629\"\u003e\n\u003ch2 data-start=\"1631\" data-end=\"1671\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"1634\" data-end=\"1669\"\u003e📦 Production \u0026amp; Shipping Notice\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1672\" data-end=\"1998\"\u003eThis charcuterie board is made to order and produced by one of our manufacturing partners. Because each piece is crafted individually, slight variations in wood grain and engraving depth are part of its natural, handcrafted character. Made-to-order production helps reduce waste and ensures each board is created just for you.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"EpiAl's Shop","offers":[{"title":"Acacia \/ Slate \/ 12 1\/2 \" x 7 3\/4\"","offer_id":48679856439511,"sku":"23506032345338552522","price":47.49,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Acacia \/ Slate \/ 8 1\/4\" x 12 1\/4\"","offer_id":48679856472279,"sku":"22814598864134914919","price":44.65,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"url":"https:\/\/swiftcove-3.myshopify.com\/products\/cat-approved-charcuterie-board-acceptable-for-now","provider":"Swiftcove","version":"1.0","type":"link"}