{"product_id":"carries-a-position-weekender-bag","title":"Carries a Position Weekender Bag","description":"\u003cp data-start=\"239\" data-end=\"302\"\u003eThis weekender bag makes a statement without raising its voice.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"304\" data-end=\"571\"\u003eFeaturing a minimalist, tongue-in-cheek illustration and the line \u003cem data-start=\"370\" data-end=\"414\"\u003e“Carries a position. Provides no support.”\u003c\/em\u003e, this bag blends dry humor with practical design. It’s a visual footnote on posture, persistence, and the curious ways things are held together — or aren’t.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"573\" data-end=\"823\"\u003eBuilt for short trips, overnight stays, or everyday hauling, it offers generous space, sturdy construction, and comfortable rope handles. The design is intentionally understated, letting the satire land quietly while the bag does its actual job well.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"825\" data-end=\"911\"\u003eUse it for travel, errands, or as a conversation starter that doesn’t need explaining.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr data-start=\"913\" data-end=\"916\"\u003e\n\u003ch2 data-start=\"918\" data-end=\"943\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"921\" data-end=\"941\"\u003eProduct Features\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cul data-start=\"944\" data-end=\"1383\"\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"944\" data-end=\"1006\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"946\" data-end=\"1006\"\u003eDurable 100% spun polyester exterior that resists wrinkles\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"1007\" data-end=\"1070\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1009\" data-end=\"1070\"\u003eComfortable 27\" cream cotton rope handles for easy carrying\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"1071\" data-end=\"1124\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1073\" data-end=\"1124\"\u003eGold-color metal grommets for reinforced strength\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"1125\" data-end=\"1190\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1127\" data-end=\"1190\"\u003eSpacious one-size design (24\" × 13\") with structured T-bottom\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"1191\" data-end=\"1254\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1193\" data-end=\"1254\"\u003eCream 50\/50 cotton-poly interior lining for easy visibility\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"1255\" data-end=\"1307\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1257\" data-end=\"1307\"\u003eAssembled in the USA from globally sourced parts\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"1308\" data-end=\"1333\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1310\" data-end=\"1333\"\u003eSize tolerance ±0.75\"\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"1334\" data-end=\"1383\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1336\" data-end=\"1383\"\u003eDesigned as a parody-inspired statement piece\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003chr data-start=\"1385\" data-end=\"1388\"\u003e\n\u003ch2 data-start=\"1390\" data-end=\"1416\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"1393\" data-end=\"1414\"\u003eCare Instructions\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cul data-start=\"1417\" data-end=\"1604\"\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"1417\" data-end=\"1453\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1419\" data-end=\"1453\"\u003eRemove all items before cleaning\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"1454\" data-end=\"1500\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1456\" data-end=\"1500\"\u003ePretreat visible stains with stain remover\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"1501\" data-end=\"1583\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1503\" data-end=\"1583\"\u003eClean gently using warm water and laundry detergent with a soft cloth or brush\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"1584\" data-end=\"1604\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1586\" data-end=\"1604\"\u003eAllow to air dry\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003chr data-start=\"1606\" data-end=\"1609\"\u003e\n\u003ch2 data-start=\"1611\" data-end=\"1648\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"1614\" data-end=\"1646\"\u003eProduction \u0026amp; Shipping Notice\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1649\" data-end=\"1833\"\u003eThis item is made to order. Producing items on demand helps reduce waste and ensures each piece is created specifically for your order. 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