{"product_id":"bureau-of-low-expectations-bumper-magnet-merging-anyway","title":"Bureau of Low Expectations Bumper Magnet | Merging Anyway","description":"\u003cp data-start=\"188\" data-end=\"223\"\u003eSet expectations low. Merge anyway.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"225\" data-end=\"445\"\u003eThis bumper magnet features a worn-in, vintage-style seal with a thoroughly unimpressed eagle behind the wheel, backed by a faded American flag. The message says it all: \u003cstrong data-start=\"395\" data-end=\"445\"\u003e“Bureau of Low Expectations — Merging Anyway.”\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"447\" data-end=\"641\"\u003eIt lands somewhere between dry humor and lived experience. Not loud, not flashy, just accurate. 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