Welcome to the Bureau. No appointments. No explanations. Just… occasional system updates.

This tee features a faux government-style seal that looks like it belongs on official paperwork, but reads like your brain wrote it during a mild electrical event. “Bureau of Brain Glitches” sits front and center like an agency that absolutely exists, followed by the calm, completely unhelpful advisory: “Power Surges Likely.”

It’s equal parts awareness and attitude. A quiet nod to epilepsy wrapped in a design that feels authoritative, slightly unhinged, and very real to anyone who gets it.

Printed with a vintage-style emblem—faded ink, sharp linework, and that “issued under questionable authority” look—this shirt wears like something you didn’t buy… you were assigned.

Soft, breathable cotton keeps things comfortable while the structured fit holds its shape through whatever the day throws at you. Whether you're out running errands, navigating your own internal chaos, or just letting the world wonder what department you report to, this one does the talking for you.

Subtle. Honest. Slightly sarcastic. Very you.

Product Features

• 100% cotton (solid colors) with breathable midweight feel
• Medium fabric (6.0 oz/yd²) for structure without stiffness
• Twill tape at neck and shoulders for durability
• Double-needle hems for long-lasting wear
• Ribbed collar that keeps its shape
• Tear-away label for zero irritation

Size Chart

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Care Instructions

• Machine wash cold (max 30C / 90F)
• Do not bleach
• Tumble dry low
• Iron or steam low heat
• Do not dry clean