{"product_id":"brain-buffering-coffee-mug","title":"Brain Buffering… Coffee Mug","description":"\u003cp data-start=\"267\" data-end=\"317\"\u003eSometimes the coffee is ready before the brain is.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"319\" data-end=\"580\"\u003eThis ceramic mug features a minimalist purple buffering symbol paired with the phrase \u003cem data-start=\"405\" data-end=\"425\"\u003e“Brain buffering…”\u003c\/em\u003e — a subtle, knowing nod to neurological pauses, processing delays, and mornings that require grace. 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