{"product_id":"believe-me-political-parody-crew-socks-67-edition","title":"Believe Me Political Parody Crew Socks – 67 Edition","description":"\u003ch2 data-start=\"275\" data-end=\"303\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"278\" data-end=\"301\"\u003eProduct Description\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"304\" data-end=\"1010\"\u003eThese crew-length socks bring low-volume confidence to everyday wear. Designed in classic black with a subtle, stamped-style political parody seal, they read like an inside joke rather than a shout. Soft fleece lines the footbed for warmth and comfort, while cushioned soles absorb the small shocks of daily life—commuting, walking, standing, or pacing while muttering under your breath. The all-over sublimation print wraps the sock so the design peeks just above shoes and under pant cuffs, right where it belongs. Finished with a ribbed tube and a stretchy polyester-spandex blend, these socks stay put without squeezing. Comfort-forward, quietly opinionated, and easy to wear anywhere irony is welcome. \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr data-start=\"1012\" data-end=\"1015\"\u003e\n\u003ch2 data-start=\"1017\" data-end=\"1042\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"1020\" data-end=\"1040\"\u003eProduct Features\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cul data-start=\"1043\" data-end=\"1362\"\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"1043\" data-end=\"1094\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1045\" data-end=\"1094\"\u003eFleece-lined foot for added warmth and softness\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"1095\" data-end=\"1150\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1097\" data-end=\"1150\"\u003eAll-over sublimation print wrapping the entire sock\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"1151\" data-end=\"1202\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1153\" data-end=\"1202\"\u003eCrew length for calf coverage and everyday wear\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"1203\" data-end=\"1254\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1205\" data-end=\"1254\"\u003eCushioned bottoms for comfort during long hours\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"1255\" data-end=\"1318\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1257\" data-end=\"1318\"\u003e95% polyester \/ 5% spandex blend for stretch and durability\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"1319\" data-end=\"1362\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1321\" data-end=\"1362\"\u003eRibbed tube provides a snug, unisex fit\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1364\" data-end=\"1520\"\u003e\u003cem data-start=\"1364\" data-end=\"1520\"\u003eNote: Minor seam color variations may occur where print panels meet. This is a normal result of flat sublimation printing and does not affect wearability.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr data-start=\"1522\" data-end=\"1525\"\u003e\n\u003ch2 data-start=\"1527\" data-end=\"1553\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"1530\" data-end=\"1551\"\u003eCare Instructions\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cul data-start=\"1554\" data-end=\"1661\"\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"1554\" data-end=\"1593\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1556\" data-end=\"1593\"\u003eMachine wash cold (max 30°C \/ 90°F)\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"1594\" data-end=\"1606\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1596\" data-end=\"1606\"\u003eDry flat\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"1607\" data-end=\"1624\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1609\" data-end=\"1624\"\u003eDo not bleach\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"1625\" data-end=\"1640\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1627\" data-end=\"1640\"\u003eDo not iron\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"1641\" data-end=\"1661\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1643\" data-end=\"1661\"\u003eDo not dry clean\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003chr data-start=\"1663\" data-end=\"1666\"\u003e\n\u003ch2 data-start=\"1668\" data-end=\"1705\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"1671\" data-end=\"1703\"\u003eProduction \u0026amp; Shipping Notice\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1706\" data-end=\"2007\"\u003eThis item is \u003cstrong data-start=\"1719\" data-end=\"1736\"\u003emade to order\u003c\/strong\u003e and produced by one of our \u003cstrong data-start=\"1764\" data-end=\"1804\"\u003einternational manufacturing partners\u003c\/strong\u003e. Because each pair is created specifically for your order, production and shipping may take \u003cstrong data-start=\"1897\" data-end=\"1916\"\u003eup to two weeks\u003c\/strong\u003e. This made-to-order process helps reduce waste and ensures each item is made just for you.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr data-start=\"2009\" data-end=\"2012\"\u003e\n\u003ch2 data-start=\"2014\" data-end=\"2033\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"2017\" data-end=\"2031\"\u003eDisclaimer\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"2034\" data-end=\"2198\"\u003eThis product is intended as \u003cstrong data-start=\"2062\" data-end=\"2093\"\u003epolitical satire and parody\u003c\/strong\u003e. 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