{"product_id":"authorized-transportation-political-parody-vanity-plate-believe-me-edition","title":"“Authorized Transportation” Political Parody Vanity Plate – Believe Me Edition","description":"\u003ch2 data-start=\"309\" data-end=\"336\"\u003e📝 PRODUCT DESCRIPTION\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"337\" data-end=\"949\"\u003eThis vehicle vanity plate delivers official-looking authority with zero official authority. Featuring a faux transportation seal, laurel branches, and a familiar silhouette profile, the design declares \u003cstrong data-start=\"539\" data-end=\"598\"\u003e“AUTHORIZED TRANSPORTATION – BEST VEHICLE. BELIEVE ME.”\u003c\/strong\u003e with complete confidence and absolutely no documentation. Printed in vivid detail on a deep purple background, it’s made to look stamped, approved, and unquestionably important—perfect for cars, garages, offices, or anywhere a little unnecessary authority is appreciated. It’s political parody at its cleanest: dry, graphic, and instantly understood.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"951\" data-end=\"1046\"\u003e\u003cem data-start=\"951\" data-end=\"1046\"\u003eThis item is intended as political satire and parody. It is not an official government plate. \u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr data-start=\"1048\" data-end=\"1051\"\u003e\n\u003ch2 data-start=\"1053\" data-end=\"1076\"\u003e⭐ PRODUCT FEATURES\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cul data-start=\"1077\" data-end=\"1450\"\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"1077\" data-end=\"1149\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1079\" data-end=\"1149\"\u003e100% aluminum construction — lightweight, durable, and silver-backed\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"1150\" data-end=\"1216\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1152\" data-end=\"1216\"\u003eWhite printed front with vivid, high-resolution color printing\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"1217\" data-end=\"1260\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1219\" data-end=\"1260\"\u003eStandard \u003cstrong data-start=\"1228\" data-end=\"1240\"\u003e12\" × 6\"\u003c\/strong\u003e vanity plate size\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"1261\" data-end=\"1318\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1263\" data-end=\"1318\"\u003eFour pre-drilled mounting holes for easy installation\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"1319\" data-end=\"1397\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1321\" data-end=\"1397\"\u003eNo mounting hardware included — fits most standard brackets or wall mounts\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"1398\" data-end=\"1450\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1400\" data-end=\"1450\"\u003eAssembled in the USA from globally sourced parts\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003chr data-start=\"1452\" data-end=\"1455\"\u003e\n\u003ch2 data-start=\"1457\" data-end=\"1482\"\u003e🧼 CARE INSTRUCTIONS\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1483\" data-end=\"1555\"\u003eWipe clean with a damp cloth. Air dry or use a soft, non-abrasive cloth.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr data-start=\"1557\" data-end=\"1560\"\u003e\n\u003ch2 data-start=\"1562\" data-end=\"1598\"\u003e📦 PRODUCTION \u0026amp; SHIPPING NOTICE\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1599\" data-end=\"1874\"\u003eThis vanity plate is made to order and produced by one of our manufacturing partners. Because each item is created specifically for your order, production and shipping times may vary. Made-to-order production helps reduce waste and ensures each piece is crafted just for you.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ctable id=\"size-guide\" style=\"min-width: 360px;\"\u003e\n\u003cthead\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003cth style=\"padding: 10px;\"\u003e \u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003cth style=\"color: #000000; font-weight: 500; text-align: left; font-size: 15px; padding: 10px;\"\u003e12\" × 6\"\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003c\/thead\u003e\n\u003ctbody\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed; word-break: break-word;\"\u003eWidth, in\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed; word-break: break-word;\"\u003e12.00\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed; word-break: break-word;\"\u003eHeight , in\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed; word-break: break-word;\"\u003e6.00\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003c\/tbody\u003e\n\u003c\/table\u003e","brand":"EpiAl's Shop","offers":[{"title":"12\" × 6\"","offer_id":48679851950295,"sku":"15457544013706665193","price":23.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"url":"https:\/\/swiftcove-3.myshopify.com\/products\/authorized-transportation-political-parody-vanity-plate-believe-me-edition","provider":"Swiftcove","version":"1.0","type":"link"}