{"product_id":"authorized-entry-political-parody-welcome-mat-step-carefully","title":"“Authorized Entry” Political Parody Welcome Mat – Step Carefully","description":"\u003ch2 data-start=\"315\" data-end=\"342\"\u003e📝 PRODUCT DESCRIPTION\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"343\" data-end=\"881\"\u003eThis welcome mat offers official approval… with conditions. Featuring a faux-government seal, laurel branches, and a familiar profile silhouette at the center, the design is stamped with the words \u003cstrong data-start=\"540\" data-end=\"596\"\u003e“AUTHORIZED ENTRY – STEP CAREFULLY – VERY OFFICIAL.”\u003c\/strong\u003e It reads like a document no one voted on but everyone is expected to obey. Equal parts decor and commentary, this mat sets the tone before the door ever opens. Perfect for porches, entryways, and thresholds where humor is dry, authority is questionable, and visitors have been warned.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"883\" data-end=\"938\"\u003e\u003cem data-start=\"883\" data-end=\"938\"\u003eThis item is intended as political satire and parody.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr data-start=\"940\" data-end=\"943\"\u003e\n\u003ch2 data-start=\"945\" data-end=\"968\"\u003e⭐ PRODUCT FEATURES\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cul data-start=\"969\" data-end=\"1230\"\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"969\" data-end=\"1030\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"971\" data-end=\"1030\"\u003eMade from eco-friendly, grade-A tufted coir coconut fiber\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"1031\" data-end=\"1085\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1033\" data-end=\"1085\"\u003eAnti-slip black vinyl backing for secure placement\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"1086\" data-end=\"1133\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1088\" data-end=\"1133\"\u003eDimensions: \u003cstrong data-start=\"1100\" data-end=\"1131\"\u003e24\" × 16\" (61 cm × 40.6 cm)\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"1134\" data-end=\"1172\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1136\" data-end=\"1172\"\u003eDesigned primarily for outdoor use\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"1173\" data-end=\"1230\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1175\" data-end=\"1230\"\u003eAssembled in the USA using globally sourced materials\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003chr data-start=\"1232\" data-end=\"1235\"\u003e\n\u003ch2 data-start=\"1237\" data-end=\"1262\"\u003e🧼 CARE INSTRUCTIONS\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cul data-start=\"1263\" data-end=\"1515\"\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"1263\" data-end=\"1355\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1265\" data-end=\"1355\"\u003ePlace in a covered, weather-protected area such as under an overhang, awning, or portico\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"1356\" data-end=\"1414\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1358\" data-end=\"1414\"\u003eDo not expose to direct sunlight or excessive moisture\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"1415\" data-end=\"1515\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1417\" data-end=\"1515\"\u003eNatural coir fibers may shed during the first month; occasional shaking will remove loose fibers\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003chr data-start=\"1517\" data-end=\"1520\"\u003e\n\u003ch2 data-start=\"1522\" data-end=\"1558\"\u003e📦 PRODUCTION \u0026amp; SHIPPING NOTICE\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1559\" data-end=\"1833\"\u003eThis welcome mat is made to order and produced by one of our manufacturing partners. Because each item is created specifically for your order, production and shipping times may vary. 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