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This oversized weekender tote features the Great American University seal with the title Associate Professor, Yugeology Department—a prestigious appointment from a completely fictional institution where confidence is earned early and opinions travel well.
Designed for weekends, conferences, errands, or extended fieldwork in theoretical expertise, this tote combines structure and durability with a clean, academic look. The crisp white exterior, rope handles, and gold-tone grommets give it just enough seriousness to sell the joke without explaining it.
Spacious, sturdy, and unapologetically credentialed, this bag is political parody with room to spare.
Durable 100% spun polyester exterior that resists wrinkles
Comfortable 27" cream cotton rope handles
Gold-color metal grommets for reinforced strength
Spacious one-size design (24" × 13") with structured T-bottom
Cream 50/50 cotton-poly interior lining for a soft, visible interior
Assembled in the USA from globally sourced parts
Size tolerance ±0.75"
Political parody design with fictional university branding
Before cleaning, remove all items from the bag.
Pretreat visible stains with stain remover.
Mix warm water with laundry detergent and gently clean using a terry washcloth or soft-bristle brush.
Allow the bag to air dry.
This item is made to order.
Design is political satire and parody. Great American University and its Yugeology Department are fictional and used solely for humorous purposes.
| 24" × 13" | |
|---|---|
| Length, in | 24.02 |
| Height, in | 12.99 |
| Width, in | 5.51 |
| Handle height, in | 11.42 |