{"product_id":"associate-professor-yugeology-department-40oz-tumbler-political-parody","title":"Associate Professor – Yugeology Department 40oz Tumbler | Political Parody","description":"\u003ch2 data-end=\"293\" data-start=\"266\"\u003e📝 Product Description\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp data-end=\"588\" data-start=\"294\"\u003eHydration, but make it credentialed.\u003cbr data-end=\"333\" data-start=\"330\"\u003eThis 40oz stainless steel tumbler features the \u003cstrong data-end=\"409\" data-start=\"380\"\u003eGreat American University\u003c\/strong\u003e seal with the title \u003cstrong data-end=\"475\" data-start=\"430\"\u003eAssociate Professor, Yugeology Department\u003c\/strong\u003e—a distinguished role from a highly fictional institution where conclusions are firm and confidence is mandatory.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-end=\"884\" data-start=\"590\"\u003eBuilt for long days, extended commentary, and uninterrupted certainty, this high-capacity tumbler keeps drinks cold or hot for hours thanks to double-wall insulation. 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