{"product_id":"assigned-human-t-shirt-chosen-by-the-cat-tee","title":"Assigned Human T-Shirt | Chosen by the Cat Tee","description":"\u003ch2 data-end=\"278\" data-start=\"251\"\u003e🐾 Product Description\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp data-end=\"317\" data-start=\"279\"\u003eYou didn’t apply.\u003cbr data-end=\"299\" data-start=\"296\"\u003eYou were selected.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-end=\"533\" data-start=\"319\"\u003eThis cat lover t-shirt features an official-looking seal that reads \u003cstrong data-end=\"428\" data-start=\"387\"\u003e“Assigned Human – Chosen by the Cat.”\u003c\/strong\u003e It’s a quiet declaration of hierarchy, presented with authority, gold accents, and zero room for appeal.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-end=\"779\" data-start=\"535\"\u003ePrinted on a heavyweight, garment-dyed tee, this shirt has a relaxed fit and a soft, broken-in feel that works for everyday wear. It’s playful without being loud, funny without being cartoonish, and immediately understood by the right audience.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-end=\"833\" data-start=\"781\"\u003eRole assigned.\u003cbr data-end=\"798\" data-start=\"795\"\u003eDuties ongoing.\u003cbr data-end=\"816\" data-start=\"813\"\u003eComplaints noted.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr data-end=\"838\" data-start=\"835\"\u003e\n\u003ch2 data-end=\"864\" data-start=\"840\"\u003e👕 Product Features\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cul data-end=\"1288\" data-start=\"865\"\u003e\n\u003cli data-end=\"927\" data-start=\"865\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-end=\"927\" data-start=\"867\"\u003e100% ring-spun U.S. cotton — soft, breathable, and durable\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-end=\"1000\" data-start=\"928\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-end=\"1000\" data-start=\"930\"\u003eGarment-dyed after construction for rich color and a worn-in texture\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-end=\"1068\" data-start=\"1001\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-end=\"1068\" data-start=\"1003\"\u003eHeavyweight 6.1 oz\/yd² fabric with a relaxed, comfortable drape\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-end=\"1133\" data-start=\"1069\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-end=\"1133\" data-start=\"1071\"\u003eTubular knit (no side seams) for a clean, classic silhouette\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-end=\"1188\" data-start=\"1134\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-end=\"1188\" data-start=\"1136\"\u003eDouble-needle stitched seams for long-lasting wear\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-end=\"1252\" data-start=\"1189\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-end=\"1252\" data-start=\"1191\"\u003eAvailable in sizes S–4XL (availability may vary by partner)\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-end=\"1288\" data-start=\"1253\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-end=\"1288\" data-start=\"1255\"\u003eSewn-in label; responsibly made\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003chr data-end=\"1293\" data-start=\"1290\"\u003e\n\u003ch2 data-end=\"1320\" data-start=\"1295\"\u003e🧺 Care Instructions\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cul data-end=\"1454\" data-start=\"1321\"\u003e\n\u003cli data-end=\"1360\" data-start=\"1321\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-end=\"1360\" data-start=\"1323\"\u003eMachine wash cold (max 30°C \/ 90°F)\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-end=\"1378\" data-start=\"1361\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-end=\"1378\" data-start=\"1363\"\u003eDo not bleach\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-end=\"1397\" data-start=\"1379\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-end=\"1397\" data-start=\"1381\"\u003eTumble dry low\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-end=\"1433\" data-start=\"1398\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-end=\"1433\" data-start=\"1400\"\u003eIron, steam, or dry on low heat\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-end=\"1454\" data-start=\"1434\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-end=\"1454\" data-start=\"1436\"\u003eDo not dry clean\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003chr data-end=\"1459\" data-start=\"1456\"\u003e\n\u003ch2 data-end=\"1497\" data-start=\"1461\"\u003e📦 Production \u0026amp; Shipping Notice\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp data-end=\"1777\" data-start=\"1498\"\u003eThis t-shirt is made to order and produced by one of our manufacturing partners. 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