Product Description

You didn’t apply. You were chosen.

The Assigned Human Mug is for those who wake up every day under feline supervision. Featuring a clean line-art design and the quietly devastating truth—Lifetime Assignment. No Training Provided.—this mug delivers humor, warmth, and acceptance in equal measure.

Perfect for coffee, tea, or whatever helps you face another day of service.

Product Features

• Microwave-safe for easy reheating

• Dishwasher-safe for effortless cleaning

• Vibrant, durable two-tone design

• Available in 11oz and 15oz sizes

• Comfortable C-shaped handle

• Glossy finish for high-quality print color

Care Instructions

Clean in dishwasher or wash by hand with warm water and dish soap.

Production & Shipping Notice

This mug is made to order and produced by one of our manufacturing partners. Made-to-order production helps reduce waste and ensures each piece is created specifically for your order. Slight variations in color placement or print alignment may occur.