Product Description

Some roles are chosen. Others are assigned — permanently.

This Assigned Human: Lifetime Assignment T-shirt features a formal seal-style design centered around a tender line-art illustration of a person holding their cat. Rendered in rich purple and gold tones, it blends warmth, authority, and devotion into a single understated statement.

Soft, durable, and easy to wear, this tee is for people who understand that loving a cat isn’t a phase, a hobby, or a casual arrangement. It’s an appointment with no end date — and no regrets.

Wear it as acknowledgment. Acceptance is implied.

Product Features

• Soft, breathable cotton fabric for everyday comfort

• Classic unisex fit with a relaxed, easy feel

• Durable print with rich color and fine detail

• Crew neckline and short sleeves for versatile wear

• Pre-shrunk fabric to help maintain size and shape

• Made to order to reduce waste

Care Instructions

• Machine wash cold, inside out

• Tumble dry low or hang to dry

• Do not bleach

• Do not iron directly on design

• Do not dry clean

Fit & Feel

• Unisex sizing

• True to size

• Size up for an oversized look