{"product_id":"assigned-human-dad-hat-soft-cotton-adjustable-cap","title":"Assigned Human Dad Hat – Soft Cotton Adjustable Cap","description":"\u003ch2 data-start=\"241\" data-end=\"267\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"244\" data-end=\"267\"\u003eProduct Description\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"268\" data-end=\"311\"\u003eSome roles aren’t chosen. They’re assigned.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"313\" data-end=\"607\"\u003eThe \u003cstrong data-start=\"317\" data-end=\"343\"\u003eAssigned Human Dad Hat\u003c\/strong\u003e is a quiet badge of honor for cat people who know exactly where they stand. 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