{"product_id":"alternate-reality-department-embroidered-hat-satirical-seal-cap","title":"Alternate Reality Department Embroidered Hat – Satirical Seal Cap","description":"\u003cp data-start=\"326\" data-end=\"386\"\u003eOfficial-looking. Entirely fictional. Comfortably confident.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"388\" data-end=\"681\"\u003eThe \u003cstrong data-start=\"392\" data-end=\"440\"\u003eAlternate Reality Department Embroidered Hat\u003c\/strong\u003e delivers crisp satire wrapped in a clean, classic silhouette. Featuring a detailed embroidered seal on the front and a subtle U.S. map accent on the side, this hat looks like it belongs in a government briefing — from an alternate universe.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"683\" data-end=\"984\"\u003eMade from soft, durable cotton with a structured front panel, it’s designed for everyday wear without taking itself too seriously. Adjustable, breathable, and intentionally ambiguous, this cap is perfect for people who appreciate dry humor, quiet commentary, and accessories that reward a second look.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"986\" data-end=\"1034\"\u003eWear it straight-faced. 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