Adulting.
Like you wouldn’t believe.

Bills paid. Phone charged. Emotional stability… pending.

This Adulting Wireless Charger does what you’re doing: quietly holding it together and getting the job done. Featuring bold text with a certain very recognizable hair detail, it’s equal parts humor, survival badge, and desk-level coping mechanism.

Set your phone down and let it charge while you continue… impressively.

Why You’ll Love It:

• 5W wireless charging because you’ve got enough to manage
• Bold, funny design that feels a little too accurate
• Matte finish for a clean, low-key look
• Slim, lightweight build that fits anywhere
• A daily reminder that you are, in fact, functioning

Set It Down. Power Up. Keep Pretending You’ve Got This.
Perfect for desks, nightstands, or anywhere you need a small win.

Because honestly? You’re doing better than you think.

Product Features:

• 5W wireless charging compatible with most devices
• Charges through most plastic phone cases
• Durable double-wall plastic construction
• Lightweight and travel-friendly
• Non-slip surface to keep your phone in place
• Includes USB to Micro USB charging cable

Size:

• Diameter: 2.72"
• Thickness: 0.35"

Care Instructions:

• Unplug before cleaning
• Wipe gently with a clean, dry cloth
• Do not use liquids or sprays

Production & Shipping Notice (POD):
This item is made to order. It may take a little longer to arrive, but it helps reduce overproduction and waste. Responsible. Efficient. Barely hanging on.