{"product_id":"adulting-like-you-wouldn-t-believe-political-parody-crew-socks","title":"Adulting Like You Wouldn’t Believe Political Parody Crew Socks","description":"\u003ch2 data-start=\"286\" data-end=\"314\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"289\" data-end=\"312\"\u003eProduct Description\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"315\" data-end=\"1060\"\u003eThese blue crew socks capture the quiet exhaustion of modern responsibility with a straight face and a dry sense of humor. Featuring the phrase \u003cem data-start=\"459\" data-end=\"498\"\u003e“Adulting Like You Wouldn’t Believe,”\u003c\/em\u003e the design reads like an official badge of competence—whether earned or merely implied. Soft fleece lines the foot for warmth and comfort, while cushioned soles take the edge off long days filled with errands, meetings, or pretending you know what you’re doing. The all-over sublimation print wraps the sock so the message peeks above shoes and under pant cuffs, right where fellow adults will notice. Finished with a ribbed tube and a flexible polyester-spandex blend, these socks stay put without squeezing. 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Because each pair is created specifically for your order, production and shipping may take \u003cstrong data-start=\"1960\" data-end=\"1979\"\u003eup to two weeks\u003c\/strong\u003e. This made-to-order process helps reduce waste and ensures each item is made just for you.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr data-start=\"2072\" data-end=\"2075\"\u003e\n\u003ch2 data-start=\"2077\" data-end=\"2096\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"2080\" data-end=\"2094\"\u003eDisclaimer\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"2097\" data-end=\"2261\"\u003eThis product is intended as \u003cstrong data-start=\"2125\" data-end=\"2156\"\u003epolitical satire and parody\u003c\/strong\u003e. 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